Keep the customer satisfied?

“Secret” acronyms written on hospital charts by doctors:

PAFO - Pissed(Drunk) And Fell Over 

FLK - Funny Looking Kid

FAS - Fat and Stupid

NFH - Normal For Here

TUBE - Totally Uneccessary Breast Examination

TF BUNDY - Totally Fucked. But Unfortunelately Not Dead Yet.

Original source: “The Sick Jokes Doctors Use at Your Expense.” Article published in Daily Mail, 20th December 1997.

Have you heard any other politically uncorrect acronyms used by professionals? 

One Response to “Keep the customer satisfied?”

  1. Will says:

    When I worked as a manager at a large video rental place if a customer came in complaining about something stupid and wanted a refund he would get a “DAC” credit on his account and we would annouce it on our front line.. IE… Hey Dave go ahead and give him a DAC credit… DAC stood for DUMB A$$ Customer…

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